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The 20 Worst Holiday Gifts Ever!

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Think gift-giving gets easier when you’re hitched? Yeah, right. Add in-laws and other family members to the mix and you’ve got funny tales of gifts gone totally wrong.

My MIL is a sweet and quiet lady, which is why I was totally surprised when she bought me a bottle of gin and three leopard thongs. Maybe she was hinting that she wants grandchildren....
--casuallyrad

I received a $10 calling card from my aunt with a Post-it note attached that said, "There’s $8.37 remaining on here. Please keep in touch!"
--shrades77

My grandma gave me a pair of satin sky-blue underwear and a matching bra in her size, not mine. She’s a 36DD and I’m a 32B…I think she was hoping for a re-gift.
--Missuskeekers

My step-MIL gave me a painting of dinosaurs standing in front of a teepee. To this day, I still don’t understand the significance.
--annabelle.27

Last December I received a metal tin filled with old Easter candy from my husband’s aunt. Shouldn’t there be a rule banning eight-month-old candy?
--sisterinlaw2B

I always get used makeup from my old auntie. Gross!
--Lollipop*Gestapo

A pine-scented pot holder. Enough said.
--Nanner

We received a tacky Jesus candle from my MIL. I put it out every year for Christmas so my husband could never tell me I hide all of his mother's gifts. Everyone (MIL excluded!) has a good laugh.
--MsHan

Gifts from my in-laws at Christmas have been: paper clips, pens, and Wite-Out -- all individually wrapped!
--Fergiegirl

I got used cookie cutters from my husband's grandma and a hat she swore she knit herself but had an Aeropostale tag inside.
--patrish1980

A blanket with a tag on it saying it was pee-proof...just in case I happened to have an accident, I guess.
--kelly72206

My in-laws gave us a small can of Folgers coffee. They just knew how much we loved coffee and thought it would be a great gift.
--katie.marsh

We got a very large wineglass that could hold 15 bottles of wine. It was big and horrible. But my friends love it. When they come over, they pour their drinks into it.
--wifeplzak

His grandma bought me a fake mouse that was decorated for Christmas. It even sang and danced. Scary.
--Jpell5120

A single coaster!
--nestinginjapan

My mom gave my husband Antonio Banderas cologne. What are you trying to say, Mom?
--RedPoppies

Something I’d never seen or heard of: potato peeling gloves.
--Dr.Loretta

We got matching holiday sweaters. His had flashing lights on it. Mine had bells. I still have vivid, horrifying flashbacks.
--k8e_girl

My in-laws gave us a candle made from an ashtray (swiped from a casino) with a candle melted into it.
--suecut

Nunchucks and a seashell-encrusted toilet-bowl scrubber.
--scho

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-- The Nest Editors

Dec 28, 2009

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My ex-MIL got me a completely see through robe with the most hideous design on it. She claimed I had seen it at the store a few months back and pointed it out... um, I didn't wear robes except for the one my ex had bought me in Alaska when we were dating, unless it was part of a sexy nightgown set, so I would not be pointing out any robes to her!

by alaskancoppertop on Nov 09, 2009

My aunt and uncle gave us a greeting card box. It wasn't so bad, except it was the exact one we had given them last year!

by kimberly1081 on Dec 30, 2009

This year, my husband's grandmother bought be a pie server and an Ove Glove (which is just a glove you can use to get things out of the oven). Apparently, I'm supposed to spend my time in the kitchen. His other grandmother gave me a single coffee mug (I don't drink coffee), with a single serving of hot chocolate, a single serving of tea, and a Christian devotional book she got free from her church. Yikes.

by PubStar09 on Dec 30, 2009

My MIL gave me an old box of chocolates.The outside had fading letters. None of the chocolates were in their individual place, they were piled up in one corner, and some of them looked gray instead of brown.

by cventura23@gmail.com on Dec 30, 2009

I got a dryer lint brush this xmas from my MIL.

by jamiegiven on Dec 30, 2009

Last year I got a silk tablecloth from my Mom. It's beautiful. The only problem was that I had given it to her a couple years before. When she gave it to me, she told me that my uncle had given it to her and she wanted me to have something from him. I still can't stop laughing!

by rocket2japan on Dec 30, 2009

my mil gave my hanes underwear...

by julibean91 on Dec 30, 2009

My aunt gave my husband an orange hat (which is ok, as our alma mater is orange) but in HUGE letters it said "Be Obsessive" on the front with a tiny tiny bible reference under it....we're both Christians but really all you can see when you look at the hat is "OBSESSIVE"......COME ON! Like he doesn't already think my family is strange.

by kellyking86 on Dec 31, 2009

My MIL made me and my sister-in-law beaded jewelry for our birthdays and christmas. (Our birthdays are both in November and only 3 days apart) Now, the stuff she makes herself looks great, but mine and my sister-in-laws, looks like she gave a five year old cheap beads told her to make a necklace!

by DaughterJo on Dec 31, 2009