The Cover Hog
A spouse who unwittingly claims all blankets for him/herself.
How to Tame: Never attempt to wake up your cover hog unless you want to be featured on
When Animals Attack! To reclaim some covers, grab the blanket tight and turn your body like a human roller. Alternately, have two separate blankets under the duvet so he can't get his hooves on what's rightfully yours.
The Night Owl
A TV-watching, book-reading, lights-on menace to your sleep.
How to Tame: It’s hard to keep a bird in a cage, but this one needs limits. Once you close your eyes, your night owl should be allowed to read or watch the tube for a limited time frame -- 15 minutes or less. Beyond that, she needs to venture outside the bedroom and complete all activities with the stealth of the Grinch.
The Hyena
A mate who won’t stop snoring.
How to Tame: Gently nudging the hyena is allowed, as it can rouse the humming, wheezing, jabbering animal for temporary relief. For chronic snorers, try breathing strips or go to bed early so you're already asleep before the midnight howling begins. P.S. There's always the couch.
The Octopus
A hands-on touchy feeler who invades the coveted bed-space of his/her innocent, unsuspecting mate.
How to Tame: Sometimes a cuddle is just that. Your mate needs affection, and you should provide it. But it doesn’t have to last forever. Start the night off with five minutes of close hugs, a light massage, or a little hand-holding. The prize: The other person falls asleep, and eventually you can kick him to the curb and reclaim your space again. Zzzz...
The Stink Bug
This partner (let's face it, we're talking about you) finds great joy in creating smelly situations under the covers. The victim is often unaware and tricked into bed.
How to Tame: Have a good laugh and then grow up. Unless there’s an illness behind the rumblings (or a spicy meal), ask that all gas be passed before entering the bedroom and an effort be made to aim out the blast with minimal disruption. Keep matches handy and don't forget to say your prayers.
-- The Nest Editors
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