Wedger: You won’t touch an apple that’s not sliced -- why eat it whole when you can have equally sliced wedges?
Splitter: You hate dealing with the core, but also can’t bother with wedges. So you chop it down the middle, remove the core, and eat.
Top-to-Bottom Type: A methodical muncher, you start at the stem and munch all the way down a row before rotating the apple and continuing your bites in neat rows.
Stem Plucker: Before the first bite, you grab the apple's stem and twist it, saying one letter of the alphabet with each turn. The letter at which the stem comes off will be the first initial of your future spouse.
Nudist: You like to eat them in the nude -- peeling the skin right off (along with two-thirds of the fiber!), preferably in one long, winding piece. Once the peeling is complete, you slice it and enjoy.
Equator Eater: You take bites out of the center of the apple all the way around before eating the top and finally the bottom.
Core-Free Cruncher: A lover of gadgets and small appliances, you eat lots of apples in order to use that nifty “apple corer” thing.
Adapted from USApple.org.
-- The Nest Editors
Oct 11, 2010