Your social calendar is packed. This weekend alone you're going to the office holiday party, your best friend's place for cocktails and brunch with that cute couple down the hall. Although you'll be surrounded by plenty of people you adore, you'll also run into a few characters who can ruin a good time in seconds. To help keep your holidays merry, we've rounded up a list of people to dodge at all costs.
Carrie the Close Talker
At first you think she’s admiring your earrings. Or possibly checking your pores? The last time you were this close to another woman’s face was during your pre-wedding facial. You step back; she steps forward. You can’t figure out why this woman you hardly know is so darn close until you realize she can’t help it: She’s a close talker. She has no idea whatsoever that she is completely up in your business. Or, for that matter, that she could use a breath mint.
Ben the Bragger
He seems harmless, at first, but soon he'll reveal his true colors. He'll smile, he'll ask you about your honeymoon. But once he's tricked you into thinking he's sincere, he'll interrupt you and go on and on about his supermodel girlfriend and job on Wall Street. You're so bored, but he doesn't even notice. You catch your hubby's eye, and give him the "help me" look. Here's to hoping he gets the message!
Betsy Been There, Done That
Beware. This one considers one-upmanship a sport and doesn’t realize she is the only one competing. Your husband’s been working late? Hers is in Singapore for two weeks. You’re headed to Vermont for the holidays? She's headed to Colorado. After all, “The snow is so much better out there!” Your best bet with Betsy? Bid her adieu and move on.
She hits on your boss every year at the office holiday party and sidles up to every man who comes within inches of the mistletoe. Poor Lucy is lonely and thinks a little lovin’ will make her holidays happier. What Lucy doesn’t realize is that she’s lookin’ for love in all the wrong places. Some advice for her? Those boots were made for walkin’ -- and it’s time to walk ’em on home, girlfriend!
Fashionably Late Felicia
Some people just can’t help but make an entrance. And they always have an excuse. Some legit: “My boss made me rewrite my column. Twice.” And some less so: “Oh, am I late? My hair must have taken longer than usual to dry tonight!” Whatever the reason, Felicia likes to be fawned over, and her frequent late arrivals are her only path to center stage. If you plan to invite Felicia to your holiday fete, suggest she arrive at 6:30. That way, when the rest of your guests arrive between 7:30 and 8, she’ll be right on time.
Leslie of the Long Good-Bye
There’s an excellent chance that this attention-seeker will start her good-byes just as Felicia arrives. There might be a trip to the bathroom, one last drink, a joke to tell, another story to share. Leslie flits around, lapping the room -- once, twice, maybe even three times, just to be sure she’s said good-bye to everyone (even the folks she never said hello to). Humor her; say good-bye as Leslie passes you by...and then offer a cookie when she comes around again; she won’t be able to resist.
“Just One More” Jessie
Here’s a gal who’s clearly no stranger to the booze. She tosses back glass after glass of party punch, slurring her words, stumbling on and off the dance floor, and all the while exclaiming, “I never drink this much! I think I’m a little drunk!” Well, here’s the deal, Jess. You do and you are. You did it last year and you’ll probably do it again next year. You’ve given us all a visual we’d like to forget for “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree.” Put her in a cab and think twice about inviting her again next year.
The Silent Bomber
This guest can appear anytime, anywhere. His calling card (or is it hers?) comes in the form of a room-clearing emission of toxic gas. Maybe it was too much cheese, or was it the bean dip? Whatever the source, whoever the source, you’ll know TSB is in your midst when folks start to step outside “for a bit of fresh air” despite the frigid temperatures, or you see your host scrambling to find a more appropriate scent of the season. She’ll smile with relief as her eyes fall upon the lovely evergreen candle you gave as a hostess gift. Who knew it would come in handy so soon?!
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