On the one hand, I have to admit that I’ve always kind of wanted to rent a crazy-cheesy hotel room like this one. Sorry, but the champagne tub looks like fun. And I know I’d immediately stage a hilarious photo shoot with my husband (hello 2010 holiday cards). But on the other hand, all the pictures of couples about to get it on give me the creeps. I mean, this is NOT the kind of place you’d want to submit to a black light test (which may or may not even be a real thing by the way -- see Snopes -- but maybe NSFW).
Full disclosure: when I was a child, my parents used to request the honeymoon suite in various cheesy hotels, so my little sis and I could paddle around in the heart shaped bathtubs. We always thought we were staying in Barbie’s Dream room -- it was so ticky-tacky perfect for my six year old taste. So that’s probably where my soft spot for tawdry hotel decor comes from.
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