6. You get a haircut, and when he sees it, he doesn’t say squat. You:
- a) Stay mum but assume he hates it.
- b) Casually mention that everyone at work just loved your brand-new ’do.
- c) Vow not to compliment him the next time he makes an effort to dress up.
- d) Grab some scissors and threaten to hack it all off. That’ll get his attention!
7. You both want to see a movie. He suggests catching an educational documentary; you just want to turn your brain off after a long week. You:
- a) Sit on-edge through the documentary and come out completely stressed.
- b) Say, “Fine. I mean, what’s more relaxing than a film about Darfur?”
- c) Rattle off every movie he’s ever made you sit through. Then tell him he owes you those hours of your life back.
- d) Stomp away to the bedroom and start blasting music so he can’t hear the TV.
8. While you’re spring cleaning (er, snooping), you find a shoebox full of his mementos. Love letters… pictures of exes…the works. You:
- a) Put everything neatly back where you found it and quietly seethe.
- b) Say, “Hon, maybe you should keep your secret love box somewhere safer than the closet. I’d just hate it if something were to accidentally happen to it.”
- c) Say, “Remember when I wanted us to celebrate our first-month anniversary, and you said you weren’t a sentimental kind of guy? Now I have proof that you lied.”
- d) Do your duty to the environment…toss it all in the recycling bin. Oops.
9. He went out with the guys Thursday night and gets home at the crack of dawn. You:
- a) Wait up all night and then pretend to be asleep when he stumbles into bed.
- b) Say, “What’s important is that you had a good time with the boys. No, seriously, I’m just fine with getting three hours of sleep.”
- c) Go out the next night wearing your most scandalous dress. Tell him not to wait up.
- d) Flip on the lights and curse him out until it’s time to get ready for work.