"Clip my toenails and use the clippings to clean my teeth."
"Scratch my guys freely and eat chips out of the bag...without washing my hands first."
"The same things I do when my partner is around. I have no shame!"
"Try on my wife's panties."
"Eat frozen pizzas and other nasty stuff my partner never lets me eat."
"Skim women's magazines that my wife normally reads."
"Fart more than usual."
"Eat corned beef hash (right out of the can) and Cheez-Its on the new couch, while playing Xbox 360 until my vision starts to blur."
"Call my mom."
"Watch VOD movies my partner would never watch -- ever."
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