Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison
Know the backstory? All you really need to know is that a 16-year-old Anna Nicole Smith wannabe married a 51-year-old (not hugely famous) actor. While her Twitter timeline is the gold standard for a chuckle ("Sexily slippin & slidin my toes on hard surfaces as my bodies senses begin to rush & feel electrified! Mmm... I kind of like rollerblading!"), this cringe-worthy tweet takes the cake: "Had a bodily breakfast in bed this morning; It was so tasteful... Just like sweet syrupy pancakes completed with a lush creamy filling. Yum!" Ewwwww.
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