Toned Down We didn't get caught doing the deed, but he has this thing where he slaps my butt. No harm done, I like it because it makes me feel good. Well, one day we were leaving my mother's and he was buckling the baby in the car. He was bent over and his butt just looked slap-able (if that's a word.) So I slapped it notkowing my mother was standing at her back door watching us.... let's just say my mom knows how the baby got here.

My hubby had just put up some curtains in our bedroom. The next day his mom and dad came to the apt to bring a dresser that someone gave us. I knew they were coming and tried to clean the room in the few minutes I had. So they brought the dresser in our bedroom and my MIL was remarking on the pretty curtains. We'd put up holdbacks and she said "And look. You can just pull them back when you don't want them down." Unfortunately I had failed to remember my bright pink viberator that was sitting on the windowsill. She went on as if nothing happened and slowly lowered the curtains. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I told my husband when he got home and we laughed forever. Most embarrassing and the most hilarious story of my entire life. AMY

My hubby and I didn't have a lot of money to go on an actual honeymoon trip, so after the wedding we took about a week off from work and stayed in town for our honeymoon. My MIL lives in the same town, and she came by for a visit during our honeymoon. For whatever reason, we were all chatting in our bedroom, so dear MIL was sitting on our bed. After she left, I froze as I realized....we carelessly left our lube out on our nightstand, and she had a front-row view of the tube of lube the entire time!

Last summer, before we were married, the DH and I decided to get it on at his mothers house while his sister was over playing with the kids. Figuring this would be a great opportunity, we slipped upstairs to his old bedroom in the attic and proceeded to have(amazing) sex. All the sudden we hear the attic door move but weren't too concerned since the cats go up there all the time. Well, needless to say, my SIL comes running up the stairs to tell us something and there I am on top of her brother. She just stood there for a second until she realized what was going on then covered her eyes and said "oops, sorry guys!". When we came downstairs she acting as if nothing had happened. We joke about it now.

My hubby & I have been sleeping on a mattress in the living room since he got into a car accident a few weeks ago. I'm not quite sure why, it just seems to be the most comfortable place for all of us while his injuries heal. Well, yesterday he decided his back felt well enough for some *ahem* much needed fun time. His mom (who lives with us) walked in right as he said "Oh baby I'm about to come." She just turned around and walked away. There has been no mention of this, but it was just yesterday so the sting is still fresh!

Last summer my dad came to visit us, along with my little brother and newphew. Well a few nights before my dad was to show up my hubby and i decided to watch an adult film while getting busy. totally forgetting about it until one morning my dad woke up went downstairs tryed to turn on the tv and turned on the DVD player instead of the cable box and my dad said all her herd was moaning he thought something was wrong with the TV i knew what it was! i was mortified!!! Needless to say we put the movies away when we are finished with them!

There was also our very first time. We were at his mom's, and that's before his senile grandmother went to a nursing home. She usually stayed in her trailer, btw. Anyways, we're on the couch completely exposed, and we hear the door open. My stomach flipped, and I tried to convince my then-BF to hide. His solution? "Just stay still, she won't even know we're here!" ?? As it turns out, she walked out about a minute later without even looking at us! BUT, I'm pretty sure she knew. I'm still mortified just thinking about it, and that was over three years ago!

To BrideVNA...hotels are not always safe either! My husband and I were on our honeymoon in Florida when our in room phone stopped working. We called down to have someone come up and fix it. When the two men came to our suite they had to go into the bedroom where we had our numerous kinds of lube and entire box of condoms sprawled out on the nightstand (you know, for easy access). They were snickering about it to each other in Spanish while my husband was showing them the problem, not knowing my husband is fluent in the language. While I cowered in the other room, my husband just shrugged and commented "We're on our honeymoon" with a big smile on his face.

My DH and I were visiting my MIL on the east coast. We were in the upstairs guest bedroom watching TV on the bed when my MIL walked in with her arm full of what looked to be bottles of shampoo, body wash, etc. She had been trying to make us feel at home and make sure we had everything we needed all day. She said something about her husband, my husband's step dad, not wanting anything to do with this stuff anymore. I got a good look at one of the bottles and it said, "Anal lube." My husband was so embarassed he just got up and left. I was mortified-- had no idea how to respond. My MIL was offering us her sex supplies that she no longer used because her husband isn't able to after his stroke. I wanted to freak out, but I kept my cool and just let her put them on the shelf. We went ahead and used some of it, so as to not hurt her feelings, but we decided to leave it there when we left. It was just toooo awkward and bizarre.