Coitus Interruptus
"My husband and I were watching a movie in his parents' basement, then moved to his old bedroom next door. We started having sex when we heard footsteps down the stairs. We figured it was someone coming to the basement, so we kept at it. His dad came into our room and said, 'Oh, you're busy!' then left. The horror!" -- Cat
Full Frontal Nightmare
"My wife's parents gave us their bedroom while we were visiting. One night, I was giving her a backrub by candlelight when her mom walked in. I froze -- stark naked and straddling my wife's butt. The next morning at breakfast, none of us made eye contact, and the next time we visited, they put us in her sister's room." -- Kris
Crash into Me
"We stayed at my husband's dad's house and were upstairs in a bedroom next to his dad and stepmom's. The first night we started getting it on and broke the headboard."
--Madison
Porch Song
"One time at my husband's mom's house, we were having sex when we heard her pull into the driveway. He quickly finished, dressed, and flew outside to help her with the groceries. I'm not sure how, but he managed to drop the used condom on her front porch. As she was coming into the house, it stuck to the bottom of her shoe. She was like, 'What is this?'"-- Carrie
Little Helper
"My in-laws were visiting for the day, and my father-in-law got it into his head to get on his hands and knees to fix a leg on our couch. He came face-to-face with my vibrator, which was hidden there for some reason." -- Amy
Unfair Game
"One day as we were mid-sex on the basement couch at my wife's parents' place, her mom decided to come downstairs. I couldn’t get my pants up fast enough, so I just pulled my mercifully long shirt down to my pants where I was sitting. Her mom sat down and chatted with us as my pants were partway down, and I was, shall we say, still partially aroused.' -- Ryan
Need to escape? Travel for two ideas.
Entertaining the in-laws? Wow 'em with food!
-- Kristen Finello
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jenb2bp
My husband and I had my mother-in-law and sister staying with us. They were out shopping and we decided to frolick naked, merely to spite the fact that they were staying far too long and we wanted some personal space, you could say. Of course, I took a few minutes to feel comfortable enough to go to far, but finally I ran through the living in my bday suit and was yelling for my husband when we heard the inevitable "click" of the key. We froze in fear, looked at each other, and scrambled back to our bedroom, which was of course around a corner. I fell but got away in time - I think - but never found out whether they saw what we were doing. We never really asked.
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SoonToBeTabor
Last summer, before we were married, the DH and I decided to get it on at his mothers house while his sister was over playing with the kids. Figuring this would be a great opportunity, we slipped upstairs to his old bedroom in the attic and proceeded to have(amazing) sex. All the sudden we hear the attic door move but weren't too concerned since the cats go up there all the time. Well, needless to say, my SIL comes running up the stairs to tell us something and there I am on top of her brother. She just stood there for a second until she realized what was going on then covered her eyes and said "oops, sorry guys!". When we came downstairs she acting as if nothing had happened. We joke about it now.
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sarah_betty
Let me say this nothing is as bad as your mother in-law walking in on you giving her son oral if you know what I mean.
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redrose21
My hubby and I didn't have a lot of money to go on an actual honeymoon trip, so after the wedding we took about a week off from work and stayed in town for our honeymoon. My MIL lives in the same town, and she came by for a visit during our honeymoon. For whatever reason, we were all chatting in our bedroom, so dear MIL was sitting on our bed. After she left, I froze as I realized....we carelessly left our lube out on our nightstand, and she had a front-row view of the tube of lube the entire time!
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BrideVNA
This is why you go to a hotel room. So you do not have these types of situations.
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pessimist-optimist
My hubby had just put up some curtains in our bedroom. The next day his mom and dad came to the apt to bring a dresser that someone gave us. I knew they were coming and tried to clean the room in the few minutes I had. So they brought the dresser in our bedroom and my MIL was remarking on the pretty curtains. We'd put up holdbacks and she said "And look. You can just pull them back when you don't want them down." Unfortunately I had failed to remember my bright pink viberator that was sitting on the windowsill. She went on as if nothing happened and slowly lowered the curtains. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I told my husband when he got home and we laughed forever. Most embarrassing and the most hilarious story of my entire life. AMY
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KnoxBride2b
We had to live with my in-laws for a few months while we were pulling a humpty dumpty on our house. My MIL breeds chihuahua's, and they are really yappy! So one morning we had just finished up and I went down stairs to get something to drink. I walked into the kitchen and my MIL says "Were ya'll just up there jizzin'?" I was shocked but could not help but laugh at the word jizzin' (as I have never heard it called that) She then preceeds to tell me that the dogs heard the bed banging and they would not stop barking! LOL So everytime we had sex there after that I had to go downstairs first to make sure the dogs were out or in another part of the house!
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MrsRountree
Toned Down We didn't get caught doing the deed, but he has this thing where he slaps my butt. No harm done, I like it because it makes me feel good. Well, one day we were leaving my mother's and he was buckling the baby in the car. He was bent over and his butt just looked slap-able (if that's a word.) So I slapped it notkowing my mother was standing at her back door watching us.... let's just say my mom knows how the baby got here.