Have you seen the headlines about Doug Hutchison, the 51-year-old guy from Lost who married his 16-year-old girlfriend? Yep, it's official and legal, and even worse, her parents were on board with the whole thing. But what I can't quite wrap my head around is, why? I mean, maybe his teenage wife (who looks a lot older, by the way) missed how he looks as creepy in real life as he did on the show or maybe she didn't realize he was less than a decade away from senior citizenship (admittedly, he doesn't look like he's in his 50s). Then again, is it that much worse than the Hef almost marrying a bunny 60 years younger than him?
But I think the relationship is a bit of a (okay, a huge) hoax. There are already reports that countless networks are pitching a reality show about the pair, which doesn't exactly say "we're in it for the long haul" to me -- at least not if you're judging by other celeb marriages that've met their demise on reality TV. And really, what could these two possibly have in common? And what is the deal with her 'rents going along with the whole thing? Real A-plus parenting there. But I'll admit, if they do end up on TV, I'll probably tune in to watch the train wreck -- can you blame me?
Thoughts? Reaction? Total horror? And do me a favor and don't give me that "love knows no age" B.S.
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