Oh man! This amazing (NSFW without headphones) clip
from Put This On had me laughing so hard! Here's the story: In 1964, Lyndon B. Johnson decided to order a few new pairs of pants. The call was recorded (as was the policy at the time) and saved for posterity. And in 2011, the geniuses at Put This On decided to have the audio animated. And the rest, as they say, is history….
You will not believe the things that come out of LBJ's mouth. I’m talking, words like "nuts" and "bunghole." And somehow, the animation manages to elevate the whole thing to hysterically funny status.
But, it also made me think: If such a sophisticated head of state talked this way about his nether regions
, what does this say about the rest of us? He wasn't some 20-year-old single guy
! He was married
and running the damn country! Now even though this is certain to become really dirty, really fast (in a purely junior high way, of course), what's the worst, most ridiculous thing you've ever heard a man call his package? This should be good. The lines are open.
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