Oh where, oh where to begin when it comes to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer? First of all, Mama did not carry her own babies (presumably to protect and preserve her abs o' steel). Second of all, there are those boobalas
and that face
. Third, there's her propensity for butchering five-dollar words
every chance she gets (um, Machiavellic? Prenicious?). I die. Her behavior is so over-the-top that I sometimes suspect she’s playing a character created by Waiting for Guffman and Best in Show writer/director Christopher Guest. But I have it on good authority that she's the real deal. I have two good LA girlfriends who knew her well during her MTV booty-shaking days, and they say that what you see, courtesy of Bravo TV, is pretty much the whole kit and Camboodle (See how I pulled a Camille there? And yes, I know it sucked.). Which leads me to believe that Kelsey Grammer knew exactly what he was signing up for when he married Camille and went knowingly down the aisle of big, big you-know-whats and bad, bad behavior. But from the looks of all the articles I've been inhaling on the Grammers, Camille does have her supporters. So tell me what you think: Worst housewife of all time? Poor, attention-starved (soon-to-be-ex-) wife, who totally deserves her own moment in the proverbial sun? Or do you just love the entertainment this train wreck provides?