Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are finally divorced. Since I can't put it any better than this snarky article in The Mercury News, here, for your pleasure, is an excerpt: "We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future," Woods and Elin Nordegren said in a joint statement released by their lawyers. No, they don't.
Man, that poor girl. And don't try to tell me that the huge pile of money she is undoubtedly getting should make me pity her less. I don't buy it. I mean, can you even imagine her trying to date again? How much work will she have to do in therapy before she'll be able to trust anything a man (or anyone else for that matter) says again? Have you ever had a relationship so bad that it rocked you to your core -- like made you reevaluate everything you'd ever known to be true?
Let's hear it.
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