Ugh, I just got back from the behemoth grocery shop of the year -- picking up all the Thanksgiving fixin’s, and would like to announce that I am officially already burned out on holidays. Okay, I'm exaggerating. But I will say that it's a helluva lot of work. So I was relaxing, watching a few Funny or Die clips when I found this (not quite suitable for work) hilarious Twilight spoof. Which brings me to the question: What is the deal with married, 30-something (or much, much older) women being all obsessed with teenage vampire dudes? I just don’t get it.

Full disclosure: I have a handful of friends that are totally into the Twilight frenzy, and I really try not to openly mock. I'll admit, I haven't sat through a full movie, but the clips I've seen looked very soft-core porn -- in a "For Her" kind of way. So break it down -- if you're a diehard Twilight fan, what is it that got you? Was it the plot lines? Or was it the actors? What?

-- Holly

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