Which Kardashian Are You?

I wanted it, like, so badly! I’ve dreamed of being a bride since I was a little girl. Bible.

I never put that much pressure on myself but when I met my man, I just knew. Screw you if you don’t approve.

Eh, I can take it or leave it. I’m more of a baby person.

The strong, silent type. He dotes on me and I eat it up like a banana split (which explains the size of my ass).

The kind of guy everyone loves –: sexy, funny, ambitious, everyone’s friend. Just like me!

Honestly, a douche. But he’s the apple of my eye so I don’t care what you sluts think.

Patient. Easygoing. Maybe too easygoing. Wait, where did he go?

Romantic, princess-style A-line

Curve-hugging mermaid-style

What dress?

Totally retro with sleeves

Be, like, totally mortified! Wouldn’t you?

Rock the one-shoulder look, bitches!

Stay as cool as a cucumber, as usual. Whatevs.

Fix it! This is not funny! Where’s my emergency sewing kit??

I make work what I want it to be, and I delegate. I’ve been working my whole life and have never broken a nail or a sweat.

Can you say iron fist? People, if I can make it here on time, so can you – now hang up these rompers and answer the phone!

Huh? I was busy playing with my baby.

I get a lot of attention from the male species, but I’m a one-man woman. You’ll probs find me sitting in a corner booth, sipping a Diet Coke.

I raise the freaking roof! I’ll be dancing, drinking, laughing – -- I may even crash the DJ booth.

I generally seem sedated, but I totally swear I’m not. And if you get a few drinks in me, you may find me dancing on the table, flashing my panties. Just sayin’.

I’m generally the one keeping up with what everyone else is doing, making sure they’re all having fun and have designated drivers.

The pretty one. Don’t be jelly.

The byatch! You love it.

The cute one. Kinda like a chipmunk.

The original bossypants. (Sorry, Tina Fey.)